I think I'm hearing things...

The other day on the metro, the habitual squeaks and sundry noises were briefly replaced by high pitched moaning sounds.

I am not kidding!

It sounded like a cheesy recording of a woman moaning during sex on a very old spring mattress.

Before you call the Douglas to order my brand spanking new shirt with extra long sleeves...I have slim proof:

These two guys that had hopped onto the metro at the same station as I gave each other The Look that Hobbes was refering to a few days ago...

ok ok

that is no proof at all...but hey! I just had to share my dismay and profound amusement.